i missed flippin girl scout cookie season. i was pissed for a long time.
today i seriously repeated a prayer that the chubby cheeked, obnoxious girls would be outside walmart
when i turned the corner and saw them braving the snow, i yelped with joy. i turned up my country and started dancing.
when i walked up to the table one, of the mothers commanded a girl to get me a box saying, "this lady looks like a serious buyer.."
i couldve sworn girl scout cookies were 6 bucks when i was a green girl (or whatever they are called lol..brownie? with fudge? please???)
here in utah they are $3.50 !!
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!
the 2nd reason why march might be the best month ever:
—men with march madness beards
woah baby. bring on the calories and the madness!!