really

how does this happen?

of course i was running late the other day

i can't remember where to

but i had to have a certain necklace, naturally

and when i go to snag it-- i get every damn clunky piece of jewelery i own with it

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN ???

i don't put them in there tangled

i swear all my jewelry has a magical dance party when im not looking and really tie themselves up

like toy story

best movie

the necklaces are even in knots. they have to loop through each other and back to make a knot. thats simply impossible for immobile objects to do such a thing naturally

im flabbergasted

and amused

and super irritated

i need a conclusion to this mystery folks

its like the sock fairy

just one of the mysteries of the home that we'll never know

needless to say it took me 30 minutes to get my necklace free